1 00:00:01,376 --> 00:00:03,712 Douglas: So much for tax shelters. 2 00:00:03,712 --> 00:00:06,632 Moving along to cases pending. 3 00:00:06,632 --> 00:00:08,717 Douglas: Arnold, Lewis vs Lewis. 4 00:00:08,717 --> 00:00:09,801 Settled. 5 00:00:09,801 --> 00:00:11,887 Douglas: Jenkins vs Jenkins. 6 00:00:11,887 --> 00:00:13,180 Arnold: Settling. 7 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:16,016 Harper vs Ditto. Settling. 8 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:18,018 Arnold: Imano vs Ditto. Settling. 9 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:20,229 Ditto vs Ditto. Settling. 10 00:00:20,229 --> 00:00:22,231 All the dittos are settling. 11 00:00:22,231 --> 00:00:23,774 Sounds like things are going well. 12 00:00:23,774 --> 00:00:25,943 No, not going well. 13 00:00:25,943 --> 00:00:27,861 You see this finger? 14 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:29,071 Arnold: You wanna know how I did this? 15 00:00:29,071 --> 00:00:30,864 An image springs to mind. 16 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:33,867 I jammed it sweating out my career frustrations 17 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:35,285 on a basketball court. 18 00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:36,954 Arnold, if you'd like to talk later... 19 00:00:36,954 --> 00:00:38,413 No, thank you, Leland, 20 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:40,290 but a little pep talk isn't gonna do it. 21 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:43,252 I have a new client coming in, a movie writer producer, 22 00:00:43,252 --> 00:00:45,754 and I wanna solicit her entertainment business. 23 00:00:45,754 --> 00:00:48,632 Arnold, we've been over this territory before. 24 00:00:48,632 --> 00:00:51,051 We're not set up to handle entertainment law here. 25 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:53,553 But we should be. 26 00:00:53,553 --> 00:00:55,764 We'll take this up at our partners meeting. 27 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:57,641 Leland, this is 1986. 28 00:00:57,641 --> 00:00:59,017 Next! 29 00:00:59,017 --> 00:01:02,437 Moving along, Tony's Toys. 30 00:01:02,437 --> 00:01:05,107 Unfriendly take over bid by Bennington Industries 31 00:01:05,107 --> 00:01:07,317 against my client's toy manufacturing company. 32 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:09,152 I assume you'll be able to negotiate 33 00:01:09,152 --> 00:01:11,530 some cushy golden parachutes for your client? 34 00:01:11,530 --> 00:01:14,658 Mr. Cavelli doesn't want money or a management contract. 35 00:01:14,658 --> 00:01:19,121 Oh, what would he like? Sex, drugs? 36 00:01:19,121 --> 00:01:21,290 What he would like is to keep his company. 37 00:01:21,290 --> 00:01:23,083 He built it from the ground up, 38 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,418 and he knows every worker there. 39 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:26,169 It would kill him to see it raped 40 00:01:26,169 --> 00:01:28,422 and pillaged by corporate marauders. 41 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:32,217 Ah, Ms. Kelsey, tilting at windmills again. 42 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:34,469 And here I was under the impression 43 00:01:34,469 --> 00:01:38,473 that you actually wanted to be a partner in this firm. 44 00:01:38,473 --> 00:01:41,810 Assuming I'm invited, Douglas, I do. 45 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:45,939 I'll try and remember that when we vote later this week. 46 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:49,359 Now for a little comic relief. 47 00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:53,322 Michael, where do we stand on Harry Finneman's suit 48 00:01:53,322 --> 00:01:56,742 to be stuffed and mounted in his back yard? 49 00:01:56,742 --> 00:01:59,244 For your information, Harry Finneman is suing 50 00:01:59,244 --> 00:02:01,079 for his basic constitutional right 51 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:02,956 to be left alone by the government. 52 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:05,792 Is this the guy that wants to be freeze-dried when he croaks? 53 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:07,544 Mike, did you ever see what Roy Rogers did with Trigger? 54 00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:09,004 Kelsey: Yeah, but Trigger was hairy. 55 00:02:09,004 --> 00:02:10,422 Is Mr. Finneman gonna wind up 56 00:02:10,422 --> 00:02:12,299 all wrinkled like a dried up apricot? 57 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:14,551 What do they do about the eyes? Glass? 58 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:16,511 I believe that's what they did for Trigger. 59 00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:17,929 Eww! 60 00:02:17,929 --> 00:02:19,348 You might think this is a joke, folks, 61 00:02:19,348 --> 00:02:21,516 but as a constitutional matter, 62 00:02:21,516 --> 00:02:24,144 it bothers the hell out of me to have the government intruding 63 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:27,397 not only into the bedrooms of consenting adult citizens, 64 00:02:27,397 --> 00:02:30,067 but also, God forbid, into the graves of dead ones. 65 00:02:31,735 --> 00:02:32,944 I'm leaving. 66 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:38,325 Well, so much for comic relief. 67 00:02:40,535 --> 00:02:43,163 [theme music] 68 00:03:10,565 --> 00:03:13,193 [music continues] 69 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:43,181 [music continues] 70 00:04:12,127 --> 00:04:15,255 [upbeat music] 71 00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:28,018 I've never felt vindictive 72 00:04:28,018 --> 00:04:30,228 towards any of my husbands before, 73 00:04:30,228 --> 00:04:31,855 but this is different. 74 00:04:31,855 --> 00:04:34,316 I really want... 75 00:04:34,316 --> 00:04:36,776 badly want Mitchell to suffer, 76 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:40,113 Hillary: which is why Cammie Meyers insisted I come to you. 77 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:42,324 Your feelings are perfectly understandable, Hillary. 78 00:04:42,324 --> 00:04:44,701 Your husband leaves you for another woman and-- 79 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:45,911 No, no, no, please. 80 00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:50,916 He messes with some starlet, no big deal. 81 00:04:50,916 --> 00:04:52,542 But he messes with me. 82 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:56,213 Hillary: He has me rewritten and taken off the movie. 83 00:04:56,213 --> 00:05:00,091 That. For that he's going to suffer. 84 00:05:00,091 --> 00:05:03,678 Well, he who suffers most suffers in the pocketbook. 85 00:05:03,678 --> 00:05:06,056 [chuckles] 86 00:05:07,891 --> 00:05:10,519 I wonder why Cammie Meyers didn't tell me 87 00:05:10,519 --> 00:05:12,854 how incredible looking you are. 88 00:05:12,854 --> 00:05:14,648 Or me you? 89 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:17,651 She must be hot for you, mmhmm. 90 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:20,320 Hillary: [chuckles] I bet all of your clients are. 91 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,280 Is that how you hurt your hand? 92 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:25,492 - Uh... - Fighting them off? 93 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:28,411 No. Actually, I was playing basketball. 94 00:05:28,411 --> 00:05:32,123 Ah. I bet you have talented hands... 95 00:05:32,123 --> 00:05:34,167 so long and tapered. 96 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:36,127 Hillary: And that love line. 97 00:05:36,127 --> 00:05:37,879 It's very thick, isn't it? 98 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:39,631 [clears throat] 99 00:05:39,631 --> 00:05:40,715 Susan: Arnie? 100 00:05:40,715 --> 00:05:42,300 What? 101 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:43,552 Maybe you'd like to run through 102 00:05:43,552 --> 00:05:45,971 the schedule of community assets now? 103 00:05:45,971 --> 00:05:49,891 Susan: You do have another appointment in ten minutes. 104 00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:51,434 Business intrudes. 105 00:05:54,104 --> 00:05:57,607 Well, it's all here, 106 00:05:57,607 --> 00:06:01,653 stocks, bonds, bank accounts, the house, cars. 107 00:06:01,653 --> 00:06:05,490 Nothing very tricky except for the two movies. 108 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:07,284 You mean "Galaxy" and "Rose Bush," 109 00:06:07,284 --> 00:06:09,286 both due out this month. 110 00:06:09,286 --> 00:06:10,745 You follow the industry? 111 00:06:14,791 --> 00:06:18,336 "Galaxy," first draft screenplay written by you. 112 00:06:18,336 --> 00:06:22,007 Totally rewritten by a no talent studio hack. 113 00:06:22,007 --> 00:06:24,426 Arnie: And directed by your husband Mitchell. 114 00:06:24,426 --> 00:06:27,012 Originally budgeted at 12 million, 115 00:06:27,012 --> 00:06:29,139 rumored to have gone ten over. 116 00:06:29,139 --> 00:06:31,558 More like 13 over. 117 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:33,184 And then there's "Rose Bush" 118 00:06:33,184 --> 00:06:34,728 written and produced by you. 119 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:37,147 Brought in for just over $3 million, 120 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:40,442 a sensitive love story. 121 00:06:40,442 --> 00:06:42,319 Beautifully observed, I'm sure. 122 00:06:42,319 --> 00:06:44,195 Hillary: I'm proud of it. 123 00:06:44,195 --> 00:06:46,072 But will it make money? 124 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:50,452 Will the 13 year olds like it? Probably not. 125 00:06:50,452 --> 00:06:53,038 So then common wisdom would dictate 126 00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:55,040 that if we want to hurt Mitchell financially, 127 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:57,417 we should get you as big a piece of "Galaxy" as possible 128 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,419 and as little of "Rose Bush." 129 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,713 I was afraid that you'd say that. 130 00:07:01,713 --> 00:07:04,424 Except that a movie that costs 25 million 131 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,259 has to make at least 75 million 132 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:07,594 Arnie: before it goes into profits. 133 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:09,137 What are the odds of that? 134 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:10,639 Now, on the other hand, 135 00:07:10,639 --> 00:07:13,975 a movie that costs only three has to make 9. 136 00:07:13,975 --> 00:07:17,562 Arnie: So throwing ancillary rights into the pot... 137 00:07:17,562 --> 00:07:20,231 all you need's a half decent domestic take 138 00:07:20,231 --> 00:07:21,858 and you're in the black. 139 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:23,985 If you're saying that I can keep "Rose Bush" 140 00:07:23,985 --> 00:07:25,028 and still punish Mitchell 141 00:07:25,028 --> 00:07:27,864 I think I'm in love, serious love. 142 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:29,240 Arnie: Do you have them on cassette? 143 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:30,909 Mmhmm. 144 00:07:30,909 --> 00:07:32,869 I'm gonna send a messenger to pick 'em up. 145 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:34,913 Arnie: I wanna take a look at 'em for myself. 146 00:07:34,913 --> 00:07:37,832 Then we'll get together again, I'll give you my thoughts... 147 00:07:37,832 --> 00:07:39,584 and we will plan our strategy. 148 00:07:39,584 --> 00:07:41,836 Arnie: Sound okay? Hillary: I can't wait. 149 00:07:41,836 --> 00:07:43,421 And be sure to give Roxanne your parking ticket. 150 00:07:43,421 --> 00:07:44,547 She'll be happy to stamp it. 151 00:07:47,092 --> 00:07:49,594 [sighs] Gentlemen, please, 152 00:07:49,594 --> 00:07:52,514 before the press gets wind of it. 153 00:07:52,514 --> 00:07:55,266 Isn't there some way to make this thing go away? 154 00:07:55,266 --> 00:07:56,434 Not my fault, Your Honor. 155 00:07:56,434 --> 00:07:57,894 California Health and Safety Code, 156 00:07:57,894 --> 00:08:01,648 Division Seven, Dead Bodies, Section 7054. 157 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:04,567 Any person who deposits or disposes of any human 158 00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:06,111 remains except in a cemetery or 159 00:08:06,111 --> 00:08:08,571 by cremation is guilty of a misdemeanor. 160 00:08:08,571 --> 00:08:11,324 A statute which exceeds legitimate police powers, 161 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:13,493 which is why we are asking for an accelerated trial 162 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,453 in this declaratory relief action. 163 00:08:15,453 --> 00:08:21,251 Mr. Kuzak, are you too young to remember "Candid Camera?" 164 00:08:21,251 --> 00:08:22,836 No, Your Honor. 165 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:25,255 Allen Funt isn't behind the curtain. 166 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:27,632 I'm afraid not, Your Honor. 167 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:33,471 Well, let's get on with the show. 168 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:35,724 One last question, Dr. Penrod. 169 00:08:35,724 --> 00:08:38,309 In your expert opinion, does a dead body 170 00:08:38,309 --> 00:08:41,104 pose potential health hazards to the general populace? 171 00:08:41,104 --> 00:08:42,731 Yes, definitely. 172 00:08:42,731 --> 00:08:44,607 Leland: Is there any way to eliminate such hazards? 173 00:08:44,607 --> 00:08:47,944 Yes. Burial and or cremation of the body. 174 00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:48,903 Thank you. 175 00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:56,036 Dr. Penrod, do you know of any other method 176 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:58,538 of dealing with a dead body that would serve the same ends? 177 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,206 Not that I'm aware of. 178 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:02,083 What about mummification? 179 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:04,044 The Egyptians seemed to do just fine. 180 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:06,713 I truthfully don't know much about mummification. 181 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:10,633 I see. What about Jhator? 182 00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:12,719 I'm not familiar with it. 183 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:14,137 Kuzak: A Tibetan and Mongolian practice 184 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:18,391 in which the body is left out to be eaten by birds. 185 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:19,934 Penrod: I'm a pathologist, Mr. Kuzak. 186 00:09:19,934 --> 00:09:21,519 I really don't know much about that, 187 00:09:21,519 --> 00:09:23,730 though it sounds pretty morbid. 188 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:26,107 Well, actually, to a Mongolian, 189 00:09:26,107 --> 00:09:29,736 our practice of embalming and burial would seem morbid. 190 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:31,946 Objection. This is an argument, not a question. 191 00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:33,323 Sustained. 192 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:37,327 Please try to save your argument for later, Mr. Kuzak. 193 00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:42,749 Dr. Penrod, do you know of any health hazards 194 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:44,542 associated with freeze drying? 195 00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:46,294 Again, it's not my field. 196 00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:49,714 So what you're saying is it's a matter of ignorance. 197 00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:51,800 Man 1: Objection. Rephrase the question. 198 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:54,636 If I could demonstrate to you, Doctor, 199 00:09:54,636 --> 00:09:59,015 that freeze drying has no potential health 200 00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:01,601 Arnie: or safety hazard to the general populace, 201 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,770 would then your professional opinion be 202 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,730 that the practice is no different 203 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:08,399 from burial or cremation? 204 00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:13,655 Yes. If you could so persuade me, 205 00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:15,573 I'd have to change my opinion. 206 00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:19,994 Thank you. No further questions. 207 00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:22,247 If we get passed over for partner one more time, 208 00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:23,456 that's it. 209 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:26,459 How's your salad? 210 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:27,877 If we wait another year, 211 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:29,629 we won't even be marketable anywhere else. 212 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,214 I don't wanna go anywhere else. 213 00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:32,423 And they know it. 214 00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:33,675 Which is how they get away with 215 00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:35,260 keeping you an associate forever. 216 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:36,761 It's not that terrible, Ann. 217 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:38,263 It's not like I need the money. 218 00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:41,474 The money is only a symbol of your value. 219 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,101 If they don't make you a partner, 220 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:45,436 it's because in their eyes you are a glob of spit. 221 00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:48,857 Ann, come on. I'm eating. 222 00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:50,692 I have told Leland in no uncertain terms 223 00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:53,695 that if they pass me over again, I'll go somewhere else. 224 00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:55,655 - Pretty serious bluff. - I'm not bluffing. 225 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,282 I've made some phone calls. 226 00:10:57,282 --> 00:10:58,992 I'll be packed and out by the end of the month. 227 00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:04,873 If you left, 228 00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:07,292 I wouldn't get to spend any time with you. 229 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:09,085 [sigh] Damn it, Stuart, 230 00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:10,587 you're doing the same thing with me 231 00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:11,963 that you do with the firm. 232 00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:13,548 What, being happy where I am? 233 00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:14,841 Not being secure enough 234 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:18,970 to know your value to them or to me. 235 00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:20,638 Really? 236 00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:21,973 Do you know how long it's been 237 00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:24,684 since I've let anyone into my life? 238 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:28,855 The truth is, and it scares me... 239 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,690 I couldn't picture it without you. 240 00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:39,616 [indistinct chatters] 241 00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:54,130 Your Honor, I move for a continuance at this time. 242 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:56,299 - The people object, Your Honor. - Just till Friday. 243 00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:59,928 Maroney: I'm in trial in federal court till then. 244 00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:02,305 Continued until Friday, November... 245 00:12:02,305 --> 00:12:05,934 Your Honor, excuse me. I have a problem with Friday. 246 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:08,895 Would it be too much to ask you to enlighten the Court 247 00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:11,940 as to the nature of this problem? 248 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:14,692 I'm getting married Friday afternoon 249 00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:16,402 Grace: in front of Judge Connelly. 250 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:19,530 Sidney: Well, that's no problem. 251 00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:21,157 I am sure Mr. Maroney 252 00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:23,660 would not wish to stand in the way of true love. 253 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:25,411 Monday's fine. 254 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:26,746 Grace: Fine. 255 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,165 What, no honeymoon? 256 00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:30,792 Sidney: This is a beautiful thing 257 00:12:30,792 --> 00:12:34,087 you do only once, maybe twice in your life tops. 258 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:37,298 Monday will be fine. Thank you, Your Honor. 259 00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:41,344 Well, mazel tov. 260 00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:42,929 And we're in recess. 261 00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:49,978 I got your message. 262 00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:51,938 I thought I'd return it in person. 263 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,694 I wanted to talk to you about the other night. 264 00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:01,781 It shouldn't have happened. I'm sorry. 265 00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:05,618 Don't be sorry. 266 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:09,247 We both wanted it to happen. 267 00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:11,582 Who knows? Maybe if I'd met you sooner... 268 00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:13,793 It's not too late. 269 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,378 Get out of this thing, Gracie. 270 00:13:15,378 --> 00:13:16,754 It's not what you want. 271 00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:18,339 We've been over this before. 272 00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:20,508 I don't want to debate it. 273 00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:23,553 I care about you... 274 00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:25,596 more than anyone else in the world. 275 00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:32,603 If you do, if you really do, be my friend... 276 00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:36,774 and wish me as much happiness in my life 277 00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:38,609 as I wish you in yours. 278 00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:52,206 [knock on door] 279 00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:53,666 Leland? 280 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,043 You wanted to see me, Stuart? 281 00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:55,960 Oh, yeah. 282 00:13:58,254 --> 00:14:00,381 [clearing throat] 283 00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:01,591 What about? 284 00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:03,634 Well, you know, I know that 285 00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:05,053 there's a meeting on Thursday 286 00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:07,388 to discuss the addition of new partners. 287 00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:08,806 Correct. 288 00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:12,643 Well, I thought that, 289 00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:15,438 given my tenure with the firm, 290 00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:18,274 a partnership would not be out of the question. 291 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:21,736 Well, we'll certainly give it a full airing, Stuart. 292 00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:23,029 Thank you, Leland. I appreciate it. 293 00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:30,661 Is that all? 294 00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:37,085 Well... Only that, you know... 295 00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:40,379 I hope you'll keep Irving Lewis in mind. 296 00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:42,423 What about Irv Lewis? 297 00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:47,011 Well, you see, if I were... If I were to leave the firm 298 00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:50,681 which-- which I don't wanna do, I think Irving 299 00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:53,059 might think about taking his business elsewhere, too. 300 00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:56,729 Is that a threat, Stuart? 301 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,898 Oh, God, no. Absolutely not, Leland. 302 00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:03,736 Well, yeah, technically speaking, it's a threat, 303 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,989 but I-- I wouldn't... 304 00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:10,743 Oh, Leland, this is really hard for me. 305 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,121 I'm a happy man basically. 306 00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:15,540 I like my work. I like my colleagues. 307 00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:17,708 Mm, so I have noticed. 308 00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:19,669 Yes. [laughs] 309 00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:22,672 I-- I-- I don't wanna leave. 310 00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:25,925 It's just that... 311 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:29,011 I'm getting too old to be an Indian. 312 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:34,267 I... I want to be a Chief. 313 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:38,062 Not everyone in the tribe can be a chief, Stuart, 314 00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:40,606 but your desire to be so is duly noted, 315 00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:44,402 and we'll take it up at the partners meeting. 316 00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:45,570 Thanks. 317 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:48,573 Look, for whatever it's worth, 318 00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:51,159 if it goes against me, I understand your problem. 319 00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:52,285 Stuart: It's one man, one vote. 320 00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:59,750 I-- I really hate burdening you with my problems, Leland. 321 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:00,918 Thank you, Stuart. 322 00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:05,923 [sighs] 323 00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:11,095 [slow music] 324 00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:14,140 - Hi. - Hi. 325 00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:19,770 Well? 326 00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:22,565 Well, I stated a vigorous, forceful case. 327 00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:23,983 And? 328 00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:26,736 I was a complete wimp. 329 00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:29,197 [instrumental music] 330 00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:33,201 Oh, good morning, Hillary. 331 00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:35,369 Sorry I'm late. Would you like some coffee? 332 00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:36,621 No, thank you. 333 00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:37,788 Thank you, Roxanne. 334 00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:44,086 - Well? - Well... 335 00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:45,713 I screened both films, 336 00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:50,593 and I agree, "Galaxy" is trash. 337 00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:52,136 Arnie: It's a low rent rehash of the 338 00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:54,263 last half dozen space adventures. 339 00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:56,182 We've seen it before and we've seen it better. 340 00:16:56,182 --> 00:17:00,770 - And mine? Arnie: Yours, it's like you. 341 00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:04,440 It's tender, tough minded... 342 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:07,443 an exquisite blend of sensitivity, 343 00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:11,239 streets smarts, very keenly observed characters, 344 00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:16,118 and a very beautiful sense of time and place. 345 00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:19,664 Really? You're not just saying that? 346 00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:20,998 Really, I think you've got a 347 00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:23,542 potential very important picture. 348 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:24,794 You should be very proud. 349 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:27,380 Thank you. 350 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,757 I only have one tiny suggestion. 351 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:31,217 What? 352 00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,219 Can I ask you a personal question? 353 00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:34,679 Ask. 354 00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:36,931 Do you like sex? 355 00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:39,267 What do you think? 356 00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:40,810 I think that's what's missing in your film. 357 00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:46,315 Oh, it is not about sex. 358 00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,734 It is about 14 year olds coming of age. 359 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,361 Well, when I was 14, 360 00:17:50,361 --> 00:17:53,531 I did not come of age with my clothes on. 361 00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:55,283 I bet you didn't. 362 00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:57,910 You write one more scene without clothes, 363 00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:02,039 and you will have every teenager in America lining up. 364 00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:04,917 Trust me, five minutes of searching, 365 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,712 sensitive, youthful passion, 366 00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:10,881 and this film can cross over from a boutique specialty item 367 00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:13,676 to a broad based box office winner. 368 00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:15,303 I would love that. 369 00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:19,890 And if you're willing to accept that one little change, 370 00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:21,434 I would personally recommend 371 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:24,895 giving up all interest in "Galaxy." 372 00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:26,939 - All of it? Arnie: Sure. 373 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,274 This way there's no mixed emotions. 374 00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:30,276 You can openly cheer for his film to be the 375 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,737 catastrophic failure you really want it to be, 376 00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:34,238 while savoring the pleasure 377 00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:37,867 of your fully owned box office bonanza. 378 00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:41,954 I really want to believe you. 379 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:44,123 Well, you can believe this. 380 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,916 I'm willing to bet my fee against 381 00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:48,252 two and half points of your movie that I'm right. 382 00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:54,175 If I worked my whole life brick by brick 383 00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:55,718 building myself a beautiful house, 384 00:18:55,718 --> 00:18:57,887 no one could take that away from me. 385 00:18:57,887 --> 00:19:00,056 Am I right? 386 00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:03,434 I didn't say this was fair, Mr. Cavelli, just legal. 387 00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:08,731 Ann? Hi. 388 00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:10,149 Anything? 389 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,109 They've gone by the book. 390 00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:14,737 - Great. - There must be something. 391 00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:16,781 The poison pill. 392 00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:20,159 - I don't think so. - What's a poison pill? 393 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,119 It's a provision which basically issues 394 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:23,788 more shares to the stockholders. 395 00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:26,207 It makes takeover more expensive for them. 396 00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:28,542 - Do it. - I doubt if it'll stop them. 397 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:30,961 Stuart: Even if it does, we'd be facing a class action suit. 398 00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:33,923 Besides which, your directors would never go for it. 399 00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:35,966 They'll do what I say. 400 00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:37,301 Have you given any thought 401 00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:40,012 to how much a fight like this will cost? 402 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,889 It could break you, Mr. Cavelli. 403 00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:43,099 I started with nothing. 404 00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:45,184 I'm not afraid to start over. 405 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,395 What I won't do is lie down and play dead 406 00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:49,480 while someone sticks a gun in my ribs. 407 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,399 We understand your position, Mr. Cavelli, 408 00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:55,277 and I promise you we won't desert you. 409 00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:58,197 I went to five lawyers before you. 410 00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,866 I got no chance, they say, sell out. 411 00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:03,244 Everyone told me that but you. 412 00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:07,540 From the first day I met you, there was a look in your eyes. 413 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:10,292 All the fat cat lawyers, and you're the first one 414 00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:12,378 willing to get her knuckles bruised. 415 00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:15,589 I like you, lady. You're a fighter. 416 00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:16,507 I like you a lot. 417 00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:21,637 Basically, it's the same technique you use 418 00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:23,431 to freeze dry a flower. 419 00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:26,016 By the way, can you tell which one of these is real? 420 00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:28,018 No, I can't. 421 00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:31,188 Been freeze dried for five years. 422 00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:32,440 Would you like to inspect it, Your Honor? 423 00:20:34,692 --> 00:20:37,778 Mr. Eastman, when did you first become acquainted 424 00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:39,071 with Harry Finneman? 425 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,239 Uh, three months ago. 426 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,615 He came into my lab and asked me 427 00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:43,492 if I'd be willing to freeze dry him. 428 00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:45,703 After he was dead, of course. 429 00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:47,121 And what did you say? 430 00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:48,873 Well, I told him that I couldn't do it. 431 00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:50,416 That it's illegal. 432 00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:53,461 Mr. Eastman, would freeze drying Mr. Finneman 433 00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:55,754 pose a health hazard to the general populace? 434 00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:57,298 Objection. Speculation. 435 00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:59,425 Man 2: There's no foundation as to expertise. 436 00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:02,803 I believe I have laid a foundation, Your Honor. 437 00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:04,346 Overruled. 438 00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:07,057 No, there'd be no problem. 439 00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:08,225 I have nothing further. 440 00:21:10,144 --> 00:21:11,937 May I approach the witness? 441 00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,647 Yes, you may. 442 00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:17,318 With all due respect, Mr. Eastman, 443 00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:19,570 freeze drying a flower 444 00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:22,323 is not the same as freeze drying a person. 445 00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:24,074 Man 2: There's a big difference, isn't there? 446 00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:26,702 - True. - Thank you. 447 00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:31,540 Mr. Eastman, is freeze drying an animal 448 00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:33,834 any different than freeze-drying a person? 449 00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:36,337 No. Same thing exactly. 450 00:21:36,337 --> 00:21:37,880 First you take out all the organs 451 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:40,466 and you take out the eyes and all the fat 452 00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:41,884 Eastman: and then you insect proof it. 453 00:21:41,884 --> 00:21:43,844 You inject it with some preservatives, 454 00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:45,429 some antioxidants. 455 00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:47,723 Then you stuff it and you pose it. 456 00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:50,059 And that's before it ever gets to the dehydrator, 457 00:21:50,059 --> 00:21:51,936 where you leave it for, 458 00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:56,607 well, at Mr. Finneman's weight, four months. 459 00:21:56,607 --> 00:21:58,359 Maybe a little longer because, you see, 460 00:21:58,359 --> 00:21:59,777 the secret is really in the drying. 461 00:21:59,777 --> 00:22:01,111 Eastman: It's gotta be long and slow. 462 00:22:01,111 --> 00:22:02,530 Mr. Kuzak? 463 00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:07,076 Your Honor, I have just one more question, 464 00:22:07,076 --> 00:22:09,745 with your permission. 465 00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:11,163 Thank you. 466 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:18,254 Mr. Eastman, do you know this dog? 467 00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:19,713 Puddles? Sure. 468 00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:22,508 She's been my best friend for 22 years. 469 00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:23,842 22 years. 470 00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:26,345 That's a long time for a dog to live. 471 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:30,099 Well, she's been freeze dried for six of them. 472 00:22:30,099 --> 00:22:31,517 Kuzak: Your Honor? 473 00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:43,404 It's not nearly as voluminous as it would appear. 474 00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:45,739 Once you review the documentation, 475 00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:47,575 I believe the execution can be completed... 476 00:22:47,575 --> 00:22:49,368 That won't be necessary, Mr. Reikman. 477 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,245 We're not signing. 478 00:22:51,245 --> 00:22:53,747 I'm afraid you have no choice. 479 00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:56,625 A poison pill will be adopted and ratified this afternoon 480 00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:58,586 which will quadruple your takeover costs. 481 00:22:58,586 --> 00:23:01,463 Pardon me, madam, but let's not bluff. 482 00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:03,173 Now, you can't stop us. 483 00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:06,594 We can either do this easy or we can do it rough. 484 00:23:06,594 --> 00:23:09,555 Your client is attempting to strip Mr. Cavelli 485 00:23:09,555 --> 00:23:10,764 of a company that he and his family 486 00:23:10,764 --> 00:23:13,017 have devoted their entire lives to. 487 00:23:13,017 --> 00:23:15,978 You may win, sir, but it's going to be so difficult, 488 00:23:15,978 --> 00:23:17,896 so painful and so expensive... 489 00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:19,273 Believe me when I tell you 490 00:23:19,273 --> 00:23:21,066 that the pain will be yours only. 491 00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:23,402 And as far as the expense is concerned, 492 00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:26,280 I eat companies all the time. 493 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,365 Tony's Toys is just a snack. 494 00:23:28,365 --> 00:23:31,619 What you do, Mr. Stern, is rape. 495 00:23:31,619 --> 00:23:33,662 Then I guess you have two choices. 496 00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:36,582 Fight and get bloodied or lie back and enjoy it. 497 00:23:36,582 --> 00:23:38,208 I don't appreciate that, sir. 498 00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:40,210 Gordon Stern does not rape. 499 00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:41,587 He's not equipped for it. 500 00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:43,714 - Oh, a low blow, sir. - Don't worry. 501 00:23:43,714 --> 00:23:45,382 I can't hurt it if he don't have it. 502 00:23:45,382 --> 00:23:47,009 What's that supposed to mean? 503 00:23:47,009 --> 00:23:48,719 Please, can we get on with the business at hand? 504 00:23:48,719 --> 00:23:50,804 No. I wanna find out what the hell he meant by that. 505 00:23:50,804 --> 00:23:53,766 What I meant is, if you could cut it in the bedroom, 506 00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:55,351 you wouldn't need to do it in a boardroom. 507 00:23:55,351 --> 00:23:58,270 Kelsey: Sit down, Mr. Stern. - Unless you like it with guys! 508 00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,272 Is that what you get off on, Mr. Stern? 509 00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:02,191 Shut your mouth! Get outta my face! 510 00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:03,692 - Hold it! Kelsey: Hey! 511 00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:05,569 That's enough! Let go of him! 512 00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:07,488 Man 3: Gordon, for God's sake... 513 00:24:07,488 --> 00:24:09,448 Come on, get up, get up! 514 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:13,494 Come on, get up, you spineless fruit! 515 00:24:13,494 --> 00:24:15,788 I can't. My chest! 516 00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:18,123 It's like I'm having a heart attack. 517 00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:19,833 - Mr. Cavelli? - Alright, call an ambulance. 518 00:24:19,833 --> 00:24:21,251 Oh, my God. 519 00:24:21,251 --> 00:24:26,799 Coming through, please. Watch it. 520 00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:28,509 Man 5: We're coming through here, please. Clear the way. 521 00:24:30,844 --> 00:24:33,347 What's happening? 522 00:24:33,347 --> 00:24:34,890 Criminal assault, Mr. Stern. 523 00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:37,267 - That's what's happening. - He provoked me. 524 00:24:37,267 --> 00:24:39,061 If he dies, man slaughter, 525 00:24:39,061 --> 00:24:41,313 not to mention the civil suit we're filing. 526 00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:43,732 And since you took that swing as Chief Executive Officer, 527 00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:45,693 your big company's on the hook, too. 528 00:24:45,693 --> 00:24:48,278 Tony's Toys is gonna eat you alive, mister. 529 00:24:48,278 --> 00:24:49,571 Snack on that. 530 00:24:55,661 --> 00:24:57,705 Arnie: And as far as I can see, 531 00:24:57,705 --> 00:25:00,749 all the assets are community property. 532 00:25:00,749 --> 00:25:03,293 We've already discussed the house, the automobiles. 533 00:25:03,293 --> 00:25:04,878 What about the two films? 534 00:25:04,878 --> 00:25:08,424 Well, I'm no expert on show business, Mr. Gild, 535 00:25:08,424 --> 00:25:09,633 but what makes sense to me is that 536 00:25:09,633 --> 00:25:12,678 we just split the profits, if any, 50-50. 537 00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:14,680 Actually, seeing as how my client 538 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,306 has a more personal connection with "Galaxy" 539 00:25:16,306 --> 00:25:17,891 and yours with "Rose Bush," 540 00:25:17,891 --> 00:25:19,643 I thought perhaps we'd take the "Galaxy" profits 541 00:25:19,643 --> 00:25:20,811 and you take "Rose Bush." 542 00:25:20,811 --> 00:25:23,022 - No. - Even up, you mean? 543 00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:25,524 - That's ridiculous. - I thought you hated "Galaxy." 544 00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:27,276 Galactic garbage. 545 00:25:27,276 --> 00:25:28,986 Garbage? I bared my soul on that picture, lady. 546 00:25:28,986 --> 00:25:31,030 And when the public sees what I put... 547 00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:32,781 I've seen you bare your soul, not to mention everything else, 548 00:25:32,781 --> 00:25:34,658 and believe me, it's not a pretty sight. 549 00:25:34,658 --> 00:25:35,993 Well, you're one to speak. 550 00:25:35,993 --> 00:25:37,995 You didn't see her before the nose job. 551 00:25:37,995 --> 00:25:40,164 There was enough left over for two chairs and an ottoman. 552 00:25:40,164 --> 00:25:42,958 Very sensitive, you hack. 553 00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:46,962 I wonder if I might engage with my client privately? 554 00:25:46,962 --> 00:25:47,921 Certainly. 555 00:25:47,921 --> 00:25:49,465 Just watch out for your wallet. 556 00:25:49,465 --> 00:25:50,758 This'll just be a minute. 557 00:25:50,758 --> 00:25:52,551 Well, a minute's about as long as he's good for. 558 00:25:54,928 --> 00:25:58,640 What are you doing for dinner tonight? 559 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:00,726 I was planning on having you. 560 00:26:00,726 --> 00:26:02,728 In that case, skip lunch. 561 00:26:06,023 --> 00:26:08,150 How's your finger? 562 00:26:08,150 --> 00:26:09,818 Better. 563 00:26:09,818 --> 00:26:11,653 I've got something for you to put on it 564 00:26:11,653 --> 00:26:13,197 that'll make it feel much better. 565 00:26:23,332 --> 00:26:28,587 Mr. Gild, emotions aside, 566 00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:30,756 I would be in breach of my fiduciary duty 567 00:26:30,756 --> 00:26:32,549 if I accepted your proposal. 568 00:26:32,549 --> 00:26:35,928 Well, we might be willing 569 00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:38,597 to make some further financial concessions. 570 00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:42,142 - Such as? - Um, the tax free muni bonds. 571 00:26:42,142 --> 00:26:45,896 Again, Mr. Gild, I-- I know little about this movie stuff, 572 00:26:45,896 --> 00:26:47,815 but the market research indicates 573 00:26:47,815 --> 00:26:49,983 that "Galaxy" could earn 100 million, 574 00:26:49,983 --> 00:26:52,694 more than 10 times the potential of "Rose Bush." 575 00:26:52,694 --> 00:26:54,571 Market research is hardly reliable. 576 00:26:54,571 --> 00:26:56,281 But what if I were to ignore it 577 00:26:56,281 --> 00:26:58,033 and it became a reality? 578 00:26:58,033 --> 00:27:00,410 I might be guilty of malpractice. 579 00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:01,787 Give it to him. 580 00:27:01,787 --> 00:27:04,248 I don't care if it makes two billion. 581 00:27:04,248 --> 00:27:07,793 It still stinks and I wanna be free of the stench. 582 00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:11,338 You want stench? Take a whiff of "Rose Bush!" 583 00:27:11,338 --> 00:27:15,134 Please! Look, please! 584 00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:17,010 It is my job 585 00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:20,097 to effect financial parody in this settlement. 586 00:27:20,097 --> 00:27:21,640 Sit down. 587 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,433 [crying] 588 00:27:23,433 --> 00:27:24,810 Sit down. 589 00:27:35,696 --> 00:27:38,448 Perhaps if you took... 590 00:27:42,286 --> 00:27:44,079 The house, too. 591 00:27:44,079 --> 00:27:46,206 Even with the art collection and all of its other contents, 592 00:27:46,206 --> 00:27:48,917 the value would only be three to four million. 593 00:27:48,917 --> 00:27:51,503 Take it, for God's sakes, and let's be done with this. 594 00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:53,255 I will not give away "Galaxy." 595 00:27:53,255 --> 00:27:57,384 You'd sue me later. What else is there? 596 00:27:57,384 --> 00:27:59,428 The condo in Aspen. 597 00:27:59,428 --> 00:28:01,179 Now you've gone too far. 598 00:28:01,179 --> 00:28:03,640 Alright. 599 00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:04,808 We're back to square one. 600 00:28:10,898 --> 00:28:16,737 Alright, the muni bonds, the home, its contents, 601 00:28:16,737 --> 00:28:19,531 and the condo in Aspen. 602 00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:20,741 Take it or leave it. 603 00:28:23,285 --> 00:28:26,163 Done. 604 00:28:26,163 --> 00:28:27,039 Then we have a deal? 605 00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:33,754 I'll messenger the papers over for signature. 606 00:28:45,140 --> 00:28:47,225 You were phenomenal. 607 00:28:47,225 --> 00:28:48,477 [laughs] 608 00:28:48,477 --> 00:28:49,895 You were fabulous. 609 00:28:49,895 --> 00:28:52,356 Well, I hope my partners think so. 610 00:28:52,356 --> 00:28:53,774 With the deal we've struck, 611 00:28:53,774 --> 00:28:55,359 it's gonna be a while before I get paid. 612 00:28:55,359 --> 00:28:58,445 Aw. Well, here's a little advance right now. 613 00:29:12,876 --> 00:29:15,337 Mr. Gertz, aside from being president 614 00:29:15,337 --> 00:29:16,713 of the U.S. Association 615 00:29:16,713 --> 00:29:19,091 for Funeral Directors and Mortuaries, 616 00:29:19,091 --> 00:29:22,970 you also personally own three funeral parlors. 617 00:29:22,970 --> 00:29:25,097 Kuzak: Is that correct? - Correct. 618 00:29:25,097 --> 00:29:27,975 Mr. Gertz, the funeral business 619 00:29:27,975 --> 00:29:29,685 is pretty lucrative, isn't it? 620 00:29:29,685 --> 00:29:31,186 We do alright. 621 00:29:31,186 --> 00:29:33,021 Kuzak: Well, better than alright, I would think. 622 00:29:33,021 --> 00:29:34,189 It's the only business I can think of 623 00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:36,525 that we're all going to need sooner or later. 624 00:29:36,525 --> 00:29:37,943 What are you getting at? 625 00:29:37,943 --> 00:29:42,614 Well, if the current laws were to be changed, 626 00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:45,158 it could hurt you guys pretty bad. 627 00:29:45,158 --> 00:29:47,244 [sighs] You know, I'm getting sick and tired 628 00:29:47,244 --> 00:29:50,539 of the abuse everyone heaps on the funeral profession. 629 00:29:50,539 --> 00:29:54,001 Gertz: And my participation here today as a witness for the state 630 00:29:54,001 --> 00:29:56,169 has nothing to do with either business or money. 631 00:29:56,169 --> 00:29:59,131 You still haven't answered my question, Mr. Gertz. 632 00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:01,383 If everyone in the world wanted to be freeze dried, 633 00:30:01,383 --> 00:30:02,592 I could go into freeze drying. 634 00:30:02,592 --> 00:30:04,302 Buy up all the dehydrators 635 00:30:04,302 --> 00:30:07,389 and literally bury the small timers like Eastman. 636 00:30:07,389 --> 00:30:08,974 So what you're saying then 637 00:30:08,974 --> 00:30:12,436 is that aside from the tie to tradition, 638 00:30:12,436 --> 00:30:14,855 you really have no objection to freeze drying. 639 00:30:14,855 --> 00:30:16,648 Gertz: Don't twist my words around, young man. 640 00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:19,860 I said that's what I could do, but I never would. 641 00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:21,862 Because as a God fearing American 642 00:30:21,862 --> 00:30:23,655 and the father of three children, 643 00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:27,451 I object to freeze drying as an affront to a decent society. 644 00:30:27,451 --> 00:30:30,037 First it's that man, then maybe it's my next door neighbor. 645 00:30:30,037 --> 00:30:32,039 I do not want and I will not have 646 00:30:32,039 --> 00:30:33,790 my children exposed to something like that. 647 00:30:33,790 --> 00:30:35,459 Well, maybe they should be. 648 00:30:35,459 --> 00:30:38,211 Don't you think maybe it's time that all of us in this country 649 00:30:38,211 --> 00:30:40,213 stop trying so hard to hide from the reality of death? 650 00:30:40,213 --> 00:30:42,716 The reality of death is not freeze drying. 651 00:30:42,716 --> 00:30:44,468 Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. 652 00:30:44,468 --> 00:30:46,470 That's what the Bible says. 653 00:30:46,470 --> 00:30:49,264 And in denying the natural order of the birth and death cycle, 654 00:30:49,264 --> 00:30:51,558 freeze drying is nothing less than an abomination, 655 00:30:51,558 --> 00:30:53,060 an offense against God. 656 00:30:53,060 --> 00:30:55,270 And you, sir, are a blasphemer! 657 00:30:55,270 --> 00:30:57,230 How dare you judge me! 658 00:30:57,230 --> 00:31:00,776 How about let's take a little recess, hmm? 659 00:31:04,488 --> 00:31:07,199 [indistinct chatter] 660 00:31:09,451 --> 00:31:10,660 Hi, guys. 661 00:31:14,998 --> 00:31:16,583 Arnie: Happy Halloween. 662 00:31:30,388 --> 00:31:31,973 Meow! 663 00:31:33,016 --> 00:31:35,936 [typewriter clicking] 664 00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:39,898 [knock on door] Come in. 665 00:31:45,445 --> 00:31:47,239 You... you wanted to see us, Leland? 666 00:31:47,239 --> 00:31:51,535 Ann. Stuart. How's Mr. Cavelli? 667 00:31:51,535 --> 00:31:53,078 He's out of danger. 668 00:31:53,078 --> 00:31:54,871 Fortunately, as these things go, 669 00:31:54,871 --> 00:31:56,373 it was a pretty mild attack. 670 00:31:56,373 --> 00:31:58,083 Well, that's good news. 671 00:31:58,083 --> 00:31:59,876 And in consideration of our agreeing 672 00:31:59,876 --> 00:32:02,212 not to file a civil assault suit, 673 00:32:02,212 --> 00:32:05,340 Stern has completely withdrawn his takeover attempt. 674 00:32:05,340 --> 00:32:07,134 That's very nice. 675 00:32:07,134 --> 00:32:10,303 Happy endings are few and far between. 676 00:32:10,303 --> 00:32:13,473 My compliments on your handling of the entire matter. 677 00:32:13,473 --> 00:32:15,225 Thank you. 678 00:32:15,225 --> 00:32:16,268 Please sit down. 679 00:32:22,566 --> 00:32:24,025 I know you've been anxious 680 00:32:24,025 --> 00:32:26,319 about the results of our meeting this morning. 681 00:32:26,319 --> 00:32:27,946 Yes, we are. 682 00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:29,364 Well, let me end the suspense 683 00:32:29,364 --> 00:32:32,117 with my heartfelt congratulations. 684 00:32:32,117 --> 00:32:34,494 You are both hereby tendered offers 685 00:32:34,494 --> 00:32:38,081 of partnership in the firm, and I hope you'll accept. 686 00:32:38,081 --> 00:32:43,336 Well, speaking only for myself, I... 687 00:32:43,336 --> 00:32:45,088 I'm really quite moved. 688 00:32:45,088 --> 00:32:47,549 I'd just like to express thank you. 689 00:32:48,925 --> 00:32:50,677 I accept. [laughs] 690 00:32:50,677 --> 00:32:53,763 Me, too, Leland. Thanks. 691 00:32:53,763 --> 00:32:57,392 I'll leave it to Douglas to fill you in on the particulars. 692 00:32:57,392 --> 00:33:00,353 And as I'm sure you'd both like a moment's privacy 693 00:33:00,353 --> 00:33:03,607 to more adequately express your mutual pleasure, 694 00:33:03,607 --> 00:33:08,195 I will take this opportunity to excuse myself. 695 00:33:22,626 --> 00:33:25,587 [telephone rings] 696 00:33:25,587 --> 00:33:27,839 For your signature. 697 00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:29,549 Great outfit. Very sexy. 698 00:33:29,549 --> 00:33:32,552 Thank you. 699 00:33:32,552 --> 00:33:34,012 Okay, I give up. 700 00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:36,056 - What'd I do? - Nothing. 701 00:33:36,056 --> 00:33:38,934 Rox, you're treating me like a pan full of used kitty litter. 702 00:33:38,934 --> 00:33:42,187 What's the matter? Rox? 703 00:33:47,442 --> 00:33:50,987 How could you let yourself get involved with that woman? 704 00:33:50,987 --> 00:33:53,949 - What woman? - Hillary Mishkin. 705 00:33:53,949 --> 00:33:56,034 It is totally unprofessional. 706 00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:58,078 I'm not involved with her. 707 00:33:58,078 --> 00:34:00,872 Then what was that kiss I walked in on? 708 00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:03,291 - Oral testimony. - Ha! 709 00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:05,543 Rox, I'm representing her in a divorce. 710 00:34:05,543 --> 00:34:08,380 She undresses you every time she looks at you, the slut. 711 00:34:08,380 --> 00:34:11,383 Rox! I don't like it any more than you do. 712 00:34:13,176 --> 00:34:18,348 It makes me feel used, and dirty, sort of. 713 00:34:19,808 --> 00:34:22,102 Then why do you do it? 714 00:34:22,102 --> 00:34:23,270 Arnie: Because these women are in pain. 715 00:34:23,270 --> 00:34:26,273 They're so vulnerable, powerless, 716 00:34:26,273 --> 00:34:29,109 rejected, low self-esteem, 717 00:34:29,109 --> 00:34:32,279 and they look to me for friendship and support. 718 00:34:32,279 --> 00:34:33,905 Sometimes they need something more, 719 00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:37,909 like a kiss to make them feel feminine again. 720 00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:39,077 Arnie: Is that so terrible? 721 00:34:41,871 --> 00:34:43,707 I guess not. 722 00:34:43,707 --> 00:34:46,876 Believe me, I get no thrill from it, 723 00:34:46,876 --> 00:34:50,797 but how do I say no without being an insensitive jerk? 724 00:34:50,797 --> 00:34:54,175 Oh, I'm the insensitive jerk. 725 00:34:54,175 --> 00:34:58,680 I got possessive and jealous. 726 00:34:58,680 --> 00:34:59,973 I'm sorry. 727 00:34:59,973 --> 00:35:02,767 Hey, you're my pussycat, 728 00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:04,936 and don't you forget it. 729 00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:09,316 Oh, Arnie, sometimes I forget what a good man you are. 730 00:35:09,316 --> 00:35:11,276 Get outta here. Wait. Give me a kiss. 731 00:35:12,902 --> 00:35:15,822 [instrumental music] 732 00:35:26,750 --> 00:35:31,504 Kuzak: Mr. Finneman, if you would, describe your health. 733 00:35:31,504 --> 00:35:32,756 It stinks. 734 00:35:32,756 --> 00:35:34,883 Could you be a little more specific than that? 735 00:35:34,883 --> 00:35:36,551 I have cardiomyopathy. 736 00:35:36,551 --> 00:35:40,722 Kuzak: I see. And what's the prognosis? 737 00:35:40,722 --> 00:35:44,225 Well, without a transplant which they won't give me, 738 00:35:44,225 --> 00:35:47,103 it's incurable and degenerative. 739 00:35:47,103 --> 00:35:49,814 Mr. Finneman, I know how painful 740 00:35:49,814 --> 00:35:51,316 this must be to contemplate, 741 00:35:52,984 --> 00:35:55,195 but have your doctors told you 742 00:35:55,195 --> 00:35:56,738 how much longer you have to live? 743 00:35:56,738 --> 00:35:59,908 [scoffs] Doctors. 744 00:35:59,908 --> 00:36:01,576 If you're interested, ask them. 745 00:36:01,576 --> 00:36:05,580 Your Honor, you have before you medical records 746 00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:08,375 attesting to the fact that Mr. Finneman 747 00:36:08,375 --> 00:36:10,460 has less than four months to live. 748 00:36:10,460 --> 00:36:13,213 And you have no right, no damn right, 749 00:36:13,213 --> 00:36:15,548 to tell me I can't be freeze dried! 750 00:36:15,548 --> 00:36:19,803 Kuzak: Mr. Finneman, what is your objection to being buried? 751 00:36:19,803 --> 00:36:21,971 No one's gonna stuff me into a damn black box 752 00:36:21,971 --> 00:36:23,598 six feet underground. 753 00:36:23,598 --> 00:36:27,185 Well, cremation would solve that problem, wouldn't it? 754 00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:28,770 How'd you like to be incinerated 755 00:36:28,770 --> 00:36:31,398 with all your flesh roasted off your... 756 00:36:31,398 --> 00:36:34,025 Which brings us to freeze drying. 757 00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:37,821 Which not one, not one of your damn so called experts 758 00:36:37,821 --> 00:36:41,950 has proven for one second that there's anything wrong with! 759 00:36:41,950 --> 00:36:45,620 Mr. Finneman, if you can, could you tell the Court... 760 00:36:45,620 --> 00:36:47,997 why it is that being freeze dried 761 00:36:47,997 --> 00:36:49,207 is so important to you? 762 00:36:56,256 --> 00:36:58,383 Why I want to be freeze dried is my business. 763 00:37:00,510 --> 00:37:04,139 If I wanna sit out on a bench under my gazebo... 764 00:37:04,139 --> 00:37:05,932 so I can see my swimming pool, 765 00:37:05,932 --> 00:37:08,393 my tennis court, my house, 766 00:37:08,393 --> 00:37:11,187 Finneman: who the hell am I hurting? 767 00:37:11,187 --> 00:37:12,856 If I wanna feel the rain on my face 768 00:37:12,856 --> 00:37:14,482 or feel the warmth of the sun 769 00:37:14,482 --> 00:37:17,861 or just let the birds poop all over me, 770 00:37:17,861 --> 00:37:20,280 whose damn business is it? 771 00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:25,493 [coughing] Whose... Whose damn business... 772 00:37:25,493 --> 00:37:29,914 Under the circumstances, Mr. Kuzak, Mr. Spitzer, 773 00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:32,417 I'd like to meet with all the principles in chambers. 774 00:37:37,005 --> 00:37:38,840 I'm frankly at a loss here. 775 00:37:41,050 --> 00:37:43,261 If I should decide against Mr. Finneman's suit 776 00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:45,430 Wallace: for declaratory relief, there are grounds for appeal. 777 00:37:45,430 --> 00:37:47,682 You're damn right there are. 778 00:37:47,682 --> 00:37:51,352 Wallace: Likewise, if I were to find for the plaintiff. 779 00:37:51,352 --> 00:37:53,605 Now in as much as I am merely 780 00:37:53,605 --> 00:37:56,024 your garden variety Superior Court judge 781 00:37:56,024 --> 00:37:58,902 and, well, learned hand, 782 00:37:58,902 --> 00:38:02,655 and in so far as time is of the essence, 783 00:38:02,655 --> 00:38:05,158 isn't there some way we can navigate our way 784 00:38:05,158 --> 00:38:07,035 out of this legal mess? 785 00:38:07,035 --> 00:38:08,203 It's their suit, Your Honor. 786 00:38:08,203 --> 00:38:10,914 Our hands are tied. 787 00:38:10,914 --> 00:38:13,208 Mr. Kuzak? 788 00:38:13,208 --> 00:38:14,584 I believe my client is adamant 789 00:38:14,584 --> 00:38:16,085 Kuzak: in his pursuit of relief, Your Honor. 790 00:38:18,463 --> 00:38:20,423 How old are you, Mr. Finneman? 791 00:38:20,423 --> 00:38:23,259 I'm 64. 792 00:38:23,259 --> 00:38:25,678 Well, I'm on the back nine myself, 793 00:38:25,678 --> 00:38:30,350 and while I'm not crazy about the thought of dying, 794 00:38:30,350 --> 00:38:33,102 it's a fact of life I know I have to accept. 795 00:38:33,102 --> 00:38:34,312 Spare me the lecture. 796 00:38:34,312 --> 00:38:35,688 You're not the one who's dying. 797 00:38:35,688 --> 00:38:37,816 Finneman: Why can't-- why can't I do what I want? 798 00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:39,567 It's my right! 799 00:38:39,567 --> 00:38:42,570 What about your family's rights, Mr. Finneman? 800 00:38:42,570 --> 00:38:44,739 You have this idea in your head 801 00:38:44,739 --> 00:38:46,616 that you're gonna be freeze dried 802 00:38:46,616 --> 00:38:48,618 and stuck on a bench in your back yard. 803 00:38:48,618 --> 00:38:50,954 Wallace: Alright, let's imagine just for the hell of it 804 00:38:50,954 --> 00:38:52,705 I said, okay, go ahead. 805 00:38:52,705 --> 00:38:55,875 What about the people you're leaving behind? 806 00:38:55,875 --> 00:38:58,044 Your children, your wife? 807 00:38:58,044 --> 00:39:00,713 How is she supposed to have a party with you out there? 808 00:39:00,713 --> 00:39:03,508 What if she wants to bring a date home? 809 00:39:03,508 --> 00:39:05,552 Or what if she decides to sell the house? 810 00:39:05,552 --> 00:39:06,844 Who'd wanna buy it with you 811 00:39:06,844 --> 00:39:08,596 sitting out there under the gazebo? 812 00:39:08,596 --> 00:39:10,223 No one's gonna sell that house from under me. 813 00:39:10,223 --> 00:39:13,101 The point is, Mr. Finneman, 814 00:39:13,101 --> 00:39:16,729 you're refusing to accept the reality of death, 815 00:39:16,729 --> 00:39:18,565 Wallace: the fact that the world will go on 816 00:39:18,565 --> 00:39:20,525 about its business without you. 817 00:39:20,525 --> 00:39:22,735 That your wife will have a life without you. 818 00:39:22,735 --> 00:39:25,113 Your children will grow old without you. 819 00:39:25,113 --> 00:39:26,364 Oh, will you shut up! 820 00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:28,575 That if only you can be freeze dried, 821 00:39:28,575 --> 00:39:30,368 you can cheat the Grim Reaper, hmm? 822 00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:32,954 Leave him be. Stop badgering him. 823 00:39:32,954 --> 00:39:35,373 I'm just trying to understand, Mrs. Finneman. 824 00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:38,167 I have to make a decision. 825 00:39:38,167 --> 00:39:41,713 Help me out here, Mr. Finneman, will you, please? 826 00:39:41,713 --> 00:39:44,674 I need to know why it's so important to you. 827 00:39:50,722 --> 00:39:52,974 When I was a boy, I used to lie in bed 828 00:39:52,974 --> 00:39:56,769 in the pitch dark wide awake, 829 00:39:56,769 --> 00:39:58,688 trying not to think about it, but I couldn't stop. 830 00:40:00,398 --> 00:40:02,400 I'd imagine myself dead in a box 831 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,861 six feet under the ground. 832 00:40:04,861 --> 00:40:09,866 Total darkness, straining to see, straining to hear. 833 00:40:09,866 --> 00:40:13,620 I can't move my hands more than an inch above my face. 834 00:40:13,620 --> 00:40:17,457 My brain's screaming, "Let me out of here," 835 00:40:17,457 --> 00:40:23,254 knowing that I was trapped, dead forever. 836 00:40:23,254 --> 00:40:25,757 In a million years from now, 837 00:40:25,757 --> 00:40:28,760 I'm only starting to be dead forever. 838 00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:31,679 [crying] 839 00:40:37,018 --> 00:40:39,604 I'd start to whimper. 840 00:40:43,107 --> 00:40:49,447 Mrs. Finneman, you've been silent throughout. 841 00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:52,784 What's your feeling about all this? 842 00:40:52,784 --> 00:40:54,869 It's his life. 843 00:40:54,869 --> 00:40:57,497 If it's what he wants, he should have it. 844 00:40:57,497 --> 00:40:59,499 Is it what you want? 845 00:40:59,499 --> 00:41:03,628 No, but I'm not afraid like he is. 846 00:41:03,628 --> 00:41:06,381 If it was up to you, Mrs. Finneman, 847 00:41:06,381 --> 00:41:08,174 what would you do? 848 00:41:08,174 --> 00:41:11,552 If it was up to me... 849 00:41:11,552 --> 00:41:15,431 I would die with him. 850 00:41:15,431 --> 00:41:18,935 Hey, hey, hey, no, no! 851 00:41:18,935 --> 00:41:20,478 Don't say that. 852 00:41:20,478 --> 00:41:24,315 So that we could be together, baby boy. 853 00:41:24,315 --> 00:41:26,317 That's why you're so afraid. 854 00:41:26,317 --> 00:41:28,945 You always hated being alone. 855 00:41:28,945 --> 00:41:32,532 I'm so scared. Why do I have to die? 856 00:41:32,532 --> 00:41:34,992 It's not fair! [crying] 857 00:41:34,992 --> 00:41:36,703 It's not fair. 858 00:41:36,703 --> 00:41:38,830 Life is not fair, sweet boy. 859 00:41:40,957 --> 00:41:42,583 Life is just life. 860 00:41:46,087 --> 00:41:47,296 Mr. Finneman. 861 00:41:51,050 --> 00:41:52,468 Mr. Finneman. 862 00:41:55,638 --> 00:41:59,976 In my own mind, I haven't yet decided this case, 863 00:41:59,976 --> 00:42:02,020 Wallace: but given the issues in question here, 864 00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:07,066 what I'd like to do if it's agreeable with everybody 865 00:42:07,066 --> 00:42:09,318 is set aside your complaint for now. 866 00:42:11,529 --> 00:42:13,990 That's fine with me. 867 00:42:13,990 --> 00:42:16,325 Mr. Finneman? 868 00:42:16,325 --> 00:42:19,537 I'll do whatever you want. 869 00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:22,707 Burial, cremation, whatever. 870 00:42:24,959 --> 00:42:29,213 Wallace: Take your time. Talk it over. 871 00:42:29,213 --> 00:42:30,673 And God bless you, sir. 872 00:42:35,094 --> 00:42:36,721 [indistinct chatter] 873 00:42:38,181 --> 00:42:39,932 Trick or treat, counselor. 874 00:42:39,932 --> 00:42:41,309 Bit of both. 875 00:42:48,316 --> 00:42:50,568 - Oh, excuse me. - Sorry. 876 00:42:54,614 --> 00:42:57,200 Kevin and Grace, I can't tell you 877 00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:58,993 Judge: what a privilege and a pleasure it is for me 878 00:42:58,993 --> 00:43:01,996 to be joining the two of you in matrimony on this day. 879 00:43:01,996 --> 00:43:03,831 And I can only hope I'll have the privilege and 880 00:43:03,831 --> 00:43:05,249 pleasure of swearing in the bride 881 00:43:05,249 --> 00:43:07,960 as Municipal Court Judge of the Seventh District. 882 00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:09,712 Thank you. 883 00:43:09,712 --> 00:43:11,339 Judge: Now for the matter at hand. 884 00:43:13,382 --> 00:43:15,676 Do you, Kevin Crenshaw, 885 00:43:15,676 --> 00:43:17,804 Judge: take this woman, Grace Van Owen... 886 00:43:17,804 --> 00:43:20,556 [knock on door] 887 00:43:20,556 --> 00:43:22,725 Excuse me. I hope I'm not too late. 888 00:43:24,977 --> 00:43:26,729 Excuse me. I think you're looking 889 00:43:26,729 --> 00:43:28,397 for the Wallerstein party. 890 00:43:28,397 --> 00:43:29,607 It's on the ninth floor. 891 00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:31,234 Actually, I'd like to have 892 00:43:31,234 --> 00:43:33,820 a few words with Ms. Van Owen. 893 00:43:33,820 --> 00:43:36,823 Kuzak: It is still Van Owen, isn't it? 894 00:43:36,823 --> 00:43:38,699 Look, pal, whoever you are, we're... 895 00:43:38,699 --> 00:43:40,952 It's alright. This will only be a moment. 896 00:43:47,291 --> 00:43:51,629 [chuckles] What? I'm in the middle of getting married. 897 00:43:51,629 --> 00:43:53,005 Just tell me that that's the guy 898 00:43:53,005 --> 00:43:56,759 that you wanna spend the rest of your life with. 899 00:43:56,759 --> 00:43:59,929 The rest of your life, Gracie. 900 00:43:59,929 --> 00:44:02,598 Just tell me that and I'm outta here 901 00:44:02,598 --> 00:44:04,600 and I'll never bother you again. 902 00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,894 Look, I don't know who you are, 903 00:44:06,894 --> 00:44:08,229 but if you don't leave here right now, 904 00:44:08,229 --> 00:44:11,190 - I'm gonna call the sheriff. - Gracie? 905 00:44:11,190 --> 00:44:14,610 I know this is a hell of a time to say this, 906 00:44:14,610 --> 00:44:16,946 but I'm in love with you. 907 00:44:16,946 --> 00:44:20,491 Gracie, you want me to throw this guy out of here? 908 00:44:20,491 --> 00:44:22,034 Just give me a minute, Kevin. 909 00:44:24,996 --> 00:44:29,250 Walk out of here with me now. 910 00:44:29,250 --> 00:44:30,918 I don't know. 911 00:44:30,918 --> 00:44:32,879 Well, you better make up your mind quick, 912 00:44:32,879 --> 00:44:34,839 because they're getting impatient. 913 00:44:46,267 --> 00:44:47,935 I'm sorry, Kevin. 914 00:44:52,523 --> 00:44:54,901 Mom, Daddy, I'm so sorry. 915 00:45:02,742 --> 00:45:04,785 Well, let's go before I change my mind. 916 00:45:17,214 --> 00:45:18,883 Hey, yo, ape man! 917 00:45:18,883 --> 00:45:20,509 Leon's my name and photography's my game. 918 00:45:20,509 --> 00:45:23,304 How about a snapshot of the bride and groom, huh? 919 00:45:23,304 --> 00:45:24,597 Definitely. 920 00:45:28,976 --> 00:45:30,561 Thanks. 921 00:45:30,561 --> 00:45:32,855 - Ten bucks, my man. - Ten bucks? 922 00:45:34,690 --> 00:45:37,777 - You got any cash? - No. 923 00:45:37,777 --> 00:45:40,071 Forget it. No pockets. 924 00:45:51,791 --> 00:45:58,965 So, uh, what's it gonna be with us, Kuzak? 925 00:45:58,965 --> 00:46:00,341 I don't know. 926 00:46:00,341 --> 00:46:03,719 I thought maybe Santa Barbara. 927 00:46:06,681 --> 00:46:08,516 I didn't mean just tonight. 928 00:46:12,979 --> 00:46:16,565 There's something you have to know about me, Grace. 929 00:46:16,565 --> 00:46:18,943 I'm probably not as good 930 00:46:18,943 --> 00:46:20,778 at planning the future as you are. 931 00:46:24,448 --> 00:46:26,033 But no big deal, right? 932 00:46:26,033 --> 00:46:29,495 I mean, you probably had to cancel a dinner date. 933 00:46:32,748 --> 00:46:34,166 I love you, Grace... 934 00:46:36,919 --> 00:46:38,587 and I'm just happy to be with you. 935 00:46:42,550 --> 00:46:44,552 Are you happy? [waves crashing] 936 00:46:47,179 --> 00:46:48,389 That's funny. 937 00:46:49,724 --> 00:46:51,392 You don't look very happy. 938 00:46:51,392 --> 00:46:53,769 [crying] Oh, damn it! 939 00:46:55,396 --> 00:46:57,523 [instrumental music] 940 00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:02,445 I love you, you big ape. 941 00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:06,991 [music continues] 942 00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:28,929 [theme music]